The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 23, 2021

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    oldpine52  almost 3 years ago

    Hey, a bat for hitting curve balls!

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    Oh the Bvurgs and the Bzeeks! Such an interesting discussion! I think there is an after school special about that…

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    STEPUP  almost 3 years ago

    Well, somewhere in our universe, an alien parent is going through the same speech!!!

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    Ratkin  almost 3 years ago

    Where’s the Ceznsshorx when you need one?

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    Leojim  almost 3 years ago

    Well then,BZYNXAAA!!!

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    TStyle78  almost 3 years ago

    I’m afraid this comic might start my nightmares up again. I had forgotten about the Bvurgs and the Bzeeks. They are the most terrifying things in the world. I’m worried about going to sleep tonight now.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Heh heh. Good one.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Let me tell you ’bout

    The Bvurgs and the Bzeeks

    And the Growlits and the Fneeks

    And the Earth up above…

    And a thing called ‘love’…

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    Nate England  almost 3 years ago

    Oh, come on. You know he’s already Mzzztrabvvting and watching pvvvzt.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Oh, he’s old enough, dad found a copy of Playbrzxy under his bed!

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    iggyman  almost 3 years ago

    Better here than on the stzzbt!

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    backyardcowboy  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t forget to tell him about Bazinga!!!

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    zeexenon  almost 3 years ago

    Oh my, both father and son need to buy a vowel.

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    JamesAlexander  almost 3 years ago

    I think that trying to hit a ball with a curved bat would be difficult.

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    santa72404  almost 3 years ago

    This alien language looks to be based on Ikea words.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Mom and dad are going to be sluggin’ it out later.

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    BearsDown Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “AW MA! I already know about the GLRPLVS’ BZYNX!”

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    Brian Fink  almost 3 years ago

    HEY, ISNT THIS A FAMILY COMIC!!! :P

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    artheaded1  almost 3 years ago

    Evidently Jr is having the universal reaction to TMI from the parental units!

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    uniquename  almost 3 years ago

    Dad had to do it now. His son will be splitting up soon.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 3 years ago

    And don’t forget to bring protection! Sometimes GLRPLV’s like to snack after, well, you know.

    I suggest the bat.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Now if we could only teach him to say the name of the magical imp from the 5th dimension who often bothers Superman: Mr. Mxyzptlk

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    Michael G.  almost 3 years ago

    Let him learn it out in the street, like the rest of us!

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 3 years ago

    He was explaining what they just saw in the movie and why someone would do something so seemingly imperceptible and senseless.

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    He’s already getting that information on Bzeekbook.

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    Katzi428  almost 3 years ago

    SHAZBOT!!

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    kartis  almost 3 years ago

    The look of snurgleflorp on his face is priceless.

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    Lightpainter Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It would be worse if they were praying manis, and mom was explaining to junior…along with why junior doesn’t have a dad.

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    Lightpainter Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Praying mantis

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    6turtle9  almost 3 years ago

    Are those socks in the laundry basket? What does he need socks for? Wait, no, don’t answer that; puberty and all…

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    meowlin  almost 3 years ago

    No vowels in nouns in their language.

    “Years” and “Bzeeks” would be exceptions to that rule…

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    tee929  almost 3 years ago

    The Zgfnors’ grow up so fast today and probably knows more that Grsxl ever knew!

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 3 years ago

    They should learn about the BVURGS and BZEEKS where everyone else dose, the streets.

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