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The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 25, 2021

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    pearlsbs  2 months ago

    He can change into a fungi.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  2 months ago

    He gives her the ring now, she’ll give him the rolling pin later.

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    Ratkin  2 months ago

    He should give her flours. It’s the yeast he could do.

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    ƹʅɗʘ  "In a Capp Shul" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  2 months ago

    ! Do you take, as your legally wedded. . . .“I Dough”

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    ronaldspence  2 months ago

    Poppin Fresh is finally poppin the question!

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 2 months ago

    He can’t wait to poke her.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 2 months ago

    It’s amazing he can even kneel.

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    angelolady Premium Member 2 months ago

    Eeewww.

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    marco2205  2 months ago

    They have to get married, she has a bun in the oven.

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    iggyman  2 months ago

    After a while there a "Poppin’ Fresh Dough " might appear!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 2 months ago

    He’s suffering from a yeast affection.

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    backyardcowboy  2 months ago

    I’ll bet that’s a bathtub ring.

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    Lotus  2 months ago

    Given the housing problem, I hope they can find a breadbox to live in, especially when the pitter patter of little muffins arrives.

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    Darryl Heine  2 months ago

    You can’t grow mold on a Pillsbury Doughboy/Doughgirl!

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    BearsDown Premium Member 2 months ago

    A stale joke.

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    They will rise up together and raise a dozen of crusty buns!

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    P51Strega  2 months ago

    She was always there when he kneaded her. So now they’ll be lawfully breaded for the rest of their lives.

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    Gent  2 months ago

    I see peoples is enjoying baking hot cross puns today.

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    Lady loves a joke  2 months ago

    The Pillsbury’s has a nice ring to it ;)

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    Michael G.  2 months ago

    A greening relationship.

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    FassEddie Premium Member 2 months ago

    Hey lady! He likes a poke in the tummy, if you catch my drift!

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    Sir Isaac  2 months ago

    Have I stumbled into the Pun-Con?

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member 2 months ago

    Fat people, er, doughy people need love to.

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member 2 months ago

    “I was goin’ to open a bakery, but I couldn’t raise the dough.”

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    snowedin83861  2 months ago

    The cheese is old and moldy. Where is the bathroom?

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    ncdrifter  2 months ago

    And just what I kneaded!

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    Lablubber   2 months ago

    Years later she’ll be complaining about him loafing around the house.

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    paranormal  2 months ago

    You will when you stay at home so much and don’t get any exercise…

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    jel354  2 months ago

    They might celebrate their golden-brown anniversary

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member 2 months ago

    He just made her day “butter”

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    mpolo11 Premium Member 2 months ago

    An overload of great comments today! Thanks all.

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    Used to work in Milwaukee WI, then called the city of 1,000 smells. You could tell the direction of the wind, e.g. south = sewage treatment plant, north = leather tanning factory, northwest = chocolate factory later made famous by cannibal Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer, west = yeast factory, east = tons of dead alewives ….

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    rm8ty  2 months ago

    It won’t work out, she’s from a well bred family.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  2 months ago

    Say what you want about this cartoonist, but his work is never half baked. It never fails to get a rise out of me, but today’s panel definitely takes the biscuit.

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member 2 months ago

    He’s got the cutest buns! :)

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    He finally rose to the occasion.

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    Katzi428  2 months ago

    He’s a CRUSTY old soul!

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    Herd of Turtles  2 months ago

    You know he’s going to ask her to make him a sandwich later.

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    RabbitDad  2 months ago

    It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

    The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

    He was 71.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

    Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

    The grave site was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

    Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

    Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.

    He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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    gopher gofer  2 months ago

    but does he have the bread to put bread and butter on the table…?

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    Stephen Gilberg  2 months ago

    She always hoped to marry a man with dough.

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    tinstar  2 months ago

    Just don’t comment on her rolls.

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