The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 23, 2021

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    Dirty Dragon  9 months ago

    You could use a nose hair trim, “Painless” Peter.

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    marilynnbyerly  9 months ago

    Dang mirror!

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    Kiba65  9 months ago

    Now that’s funny…

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  9 months ago

    What if a vampire needed dentures?

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    ronaldspence  8 months ago

    At least he doesn’t need braces, but what are these red stains?

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    Jayalexander  8 months ago

    “If you were looking for a uvula I had it bronzed.”

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    iggyman  8 months ago

    His mouth is a bloody mess I would think!

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    Gent  8 months ago

    Careful, doc. He bites.

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    Do vampires really reflect up?

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    Darryl Heine  8 months ago

    No blood, of course.

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    Herd of Turtles  8 months ago

    The dentist needs to see an optometrist.

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    uniquename  8 months ago

    Turn him upside-down and have a look. It’s a natural position for him anyhow.

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    bobbyferrel  8 months ago

    I quit hanging with vampires. Got tired of being stuck for the drinks.

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    Cincoflex  8 months ago

    or had buck fangs?

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    Lablubber   8 months ago

    I wonder what he was like when he was teething?

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    WCraft Premium Member 8 months ago

    Gold star (again) for funniest cartoon of the day! kudos!

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    zarilla  8 months ago

    With all the vampire themes around here lately, I want to go looking for a vampire movie on Netflix or Amazon.

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    ekke  8 months ago

    But looking directly, I see that a couple of those fa…, ah, teeth, look hollow!

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    ƹʅɗʘ "ᶜᵃᵖᵖ ᵗᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ ᵒᶠ ʰᵉ" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  8 months ago

    ! Whilst We’re being honest here, i do’nt see anything in that Mirror, either.

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    christelisbetty  8 months ago

    Take some x-rays…Do vampires show up on x-rays ?

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