! But Mister Phelps did choose the assignment.
Parts is parts as was once said…
Look on the bright side, Michael. Now you’re more hydrodynamic.
Mission Impossible Reference?
At least we know they’re fresh!
Yes, and Betty Davis eyes with a Roman’s nose.
How do you get swimmer’s ear?
He’s also got the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Zoo.
What?? Water you two talking about. All I hear is swoosh swoosh.
Maybe Van Gogh donated the other ear.
Dr. Frankenstein, I presume.
Makes you wonder if Mr. Phelps has ever heard of The Argyle Sweater. Through his left ear, of course.
What about his Betty Davis eyes?
And, he’s obviously got Michael’s feet, too.
An obscure one, he’s also got movie-goers knee.
The gold standard.
We won’t bring up the tennis elbow.
Mark Spitz on your choice of Swimmers, Mr Hilburn.
curing that’ll cost him an arm and a leg…