The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 02, 2021

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    GreasyOldTam  7 months ago

    If these are too big, I can lick some down to fit.

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    ! A couple M&M’s is more>like It.

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    marilynnbyerly  7 months ago

    No, Hershey’s Kisses.

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    The other Gingerbread women at the party will be whispering I’ll just bet they’re fake!

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    ronaldspence  7 months ago

    a couple Red Hots? (remember those?)

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    Dirty Dragon  7 months ago

    She wants the Hostess Snowballs, Doc.

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    danketaz Premium Member 7 months ago

    Mmm, goody goody!

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago

    And before we begin, I’ll bet you best 2 out of 3 in rock-paper-scissors for the last of the CoffeeMate..

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    iggyman  7 months ago

    Goody, goody gumdrops!

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    MayCauseBurns  7 months ago

    Motorboat the gumdrops!

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    gopher gofer  7 months ago

    and george carlin says, bet you can’t eat just one…

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    pathamil  7 months ago

    Is that Mr Bill’s wife?

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    Ginger visits “the candy man” …..

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    PoodleGroomer  7 months ago

    Marzipan is lighter and easier to form into any augmentation contour.

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    Amra Leo  7 months ago

    “Hey Bubba, check out the gumdrops on her…”

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    John Wiley Premium Member 7 months ago

    You’re a sick man, Scott Hilburn. I admire that.

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    bxclent  Premium Member 7 months ago

    can we be content with how we are

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    uniquename  7 months ago

    Not sure the world needs anatomically correct cookies…

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    dwagner200  7 months ago

    Ask her age so you know where to put them.

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    paranormal  7 months ago

    How about a bigger butt???

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    sandflea  7 months ago

    If doc puts them on each side of her head, she’ll have ears.

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    Lablubber   7 months ago

    And as she ages, will they turn into gummy worms?

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    CrzyDyeman  7 months ago

    “Not my gumdrop buttons!!!”

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    LJZ Premium Member 7 months ago


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    zeexenon  7 months ago

    OOOOOO! WONDERFUL! What will my boyfriend do?

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    jjiimm  7 months ago

    candy corn porn

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    Mentor397  7 months ago

    Gumdrop cheeks? How’s she going to sit?

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    Another Take  7 months ago

    Are they Gummies? That could have unintended consequences.

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    DaBump Premium Member 7 months ago

    I can hear the catcalls now: “Woohoo, looka DEM gumdrops!”

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