The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 07, 2021

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    Bilan  10 months ago

    Can you at least get them to stop playing The Ants Go Marching One By One all day long?

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    ronaldspence  10 months ago

    wait til the band starts playing!

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    Dirty Dragon  10 months ago

    ♪♫ Bring-ing in the fleas… bring-ing in the fleas…

    we shall eat all win-ter, bring-ing in the fleeeeas! ♪♫

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    whahoppened  10 months ago

    Salvation Army treated as a pest? I don’t think so!

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    iggyman  10 months ago
    I always donate every time I see a kettle!
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    scote1379 Premium Member 10 months ago

    To paraphrase Johnny Depp ; F@$ king Bells !

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    MayCauseBurns  10 months ago

    Did the ants tell you to apologize for being white?

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    KenseidenXL Premium Member 10 months ago

    KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!!!

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    gopher gofer  10 months ago

    maybe if you give ‘em a buck they’ll go away…

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    paul  10 months ago

    Just tell ‘em you’re gay – they’ll leave quick.

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    gammaguy  10 months ago

    I had a problem with Red Army ants. They kept Russian around.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 10 months ago

    Let us spray for them during this holy season.

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    jth  10 months ago

    If they are as woke as the real Salvation Army, I hope nobody donates.

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    Alverant  10 months ago

    Spray anyway.

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    d.amason2029  10 months ago

    give em clothes they’ll go away

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    cuzinron47  10 months ago

    No salvation for them.

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    AtomicForce91 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Not much difference.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  10 months ago

    https://youtu.be/M2tyW-68iik

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    Lablubber   10 months ago

    Did they bring free coffee?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 10 months ago

    They came marching down the alley like a troop of queen’s marines

    Just playing “Hallelujah” on their brass and tambourines

    But the harlots, whores, and bitches wouldn’t let them sing alone

    They had the place in stitches with a chorus of their own:

    “Sing halleLUjah! Sing halleLUjah!

    Put a nickel on the drum, save another drunken bum.

    Sing halleLUjah! Sing halleLUjah!

    Put a nickel on the drum and you’ll be saved."

    (There’s more, but you get the general idea.)

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    zeexenon  10 months ago

    This retired AT&T (Ameritech, et. al.) did this as part of a Logo recognition program, and in Wisconsin froze my butkus.

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    ImaPayne  10 months ago

    Thats almost as funny as me walking by the real ones and giving them nothing. I’b be repenting is why.

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    Boise Ed Premium Member 10 months ago

    A brief scene from Nathan Detroit’s retirement years.

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    Daeder  10 months ago

    At first he thought it might be Salivation Army Ants, but the nest is far too dry.

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