Can you at least get them to stop playing The Ants Go Marching One By One all day long?
! How They Lure Ya!!
wait til the band starts playing!
♪♫ Bring-ing in the fleas… bring-ing in the fleas…
we shall eat all win-ter, bring-ing in the fleeeeas! ♪♫
Salvation Army treated as a pest? I don’t think so!
To paraphrase Johnny Depp ; F@$ king Bells !
Did the ants tell you to apologize for being white?
KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!!!
maybe if you give ‘em a buck they’ll go away…
Just tell ‘em you’re gay – they’ll leave quick.
I had a problem with Red Army ants. They kept Russian around.
Let us spray for them during this holy season.
If they are as woke as the real Salvation Army, I hope nobody donates.
give em clothes they’ll go away
No salvation for them.
Not much difference.
Did they bring free coffee?
They came marching down the alley like a troop of queen’s marines
Just playing “Hallelujah” on their brass and tambourines
But the harlots, whores, and bitches wouldn’t let them sing alone
They had the place in stitches with a chorus of their own:
“Sing halleLUjah! Sing halleLUjah!
Put a nickel on the drum, save another drunken bum.
Sing halleLUjah! Sing halleLUjah!
Put a nickel on the drum and you’ll be saved."
(There’s more, but you get the general idea.)
This retired AT&T (Ameritech, et. al.) did this as part of a Logo recognition program, and in Wisconsin froze my butkus.
Thats almost as funny as me walking by the real ones and giving them nothing. I’b be repenting is why.
A brief scene from Nathan Detroit’s retirement years.
At first he thought it might be Salivation Army Ants, but the nest is far too dry.