The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 26, 2022

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    Ratkin  2 months ago

    She’s looking drawn to me.

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    Farside99  2 months ago

    Oh no, dear. It hides your most glaring flaw. (as he runs away cackling at his clever retort).

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    GreasyOldTam  2 months ago

    Half a dozen responses that would be perfect for Last Kiss come immediately to mind….

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    Bilan  2 months ago

    How appropriate that they’re in the fitting room. If he says the wrong thing, …

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    ! It looks like You need denied Health care.

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    ronaldspence  2 months ago

    She is going to stick it to you, dont answer!

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    KA7DRE Premium Member 2 months ago

    Of course not honey, you have a stick figure.

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    STEPUP  2 months ago

    Answer with due caution!!!

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    iggyman  2 months ago

    Be careful, she does have an eraser!

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    Jayalexander  2 months ago

    If you weren’t so modest you’d forget the triangle and go in the buff like me. After all, stick figures have no private parts. Would be interesting though.

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    I love wide hips.

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    enigmamz  2 months ago

    Impressive thigh gap, my dear.

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    gammaguy  2 months ago

    He’s hoping that his reply will skirt the issue.

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    MacGuyver  2 months ago

    “No, Dear, it looks very acute!”

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    WilliamWilliam  2 months ago

    Danger! Danger! Danger!

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    Darryl Heine  2 months ago

    The triangle is shaped like a dress for a stick figure.

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    backyardcowboy  2 months ago

    He needs to come up with a Fitting response.

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    Idk, I’m a bit sketchy …..

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    gopher gofer  2 months ago

    he looks like he’s feeling acutely uncomfortable…

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    pathamil  2 months ago

    No, not fat. Just broad…

    (Cards and flowers may be sent care of Metro Hospital…)

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    [Traveler]  2 months ago

    No, your fat makes you look fat

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    TheWildSow  2 months ago

    Not, it looks just Right.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Thankfully, my wife has never asked me that, even when in sweats.

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    Spacetech  2 months ago

    I’ve learned to always say, Yes. Then determine what she needs. "Yes Dear. "

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    He needs to be careful. He could be drawn and quartered.

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    Bob Smith  2 months ago

    Cue Admiral Ackbar: It’s a trap!

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    toddqwilliams  2 months ago

    IT’S A TRAP!! DON’T ANSWER THAT!!!!

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    paranormal  2 months ago

    Husband: Does my head make me look like a sucker?

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    the lost wizard  2 months ago

    Stick with what already works for you. :)

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    Lablubber   2 months ago

    Maybe if you used a number 2 pencil?

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    No, your angles add up to a perfect 180 degrees.

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    Stephen Gilberg  2 months ago

    Uh, no, it just makes you look like you’re wearing a skirt.

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    jel354  2 months ago

    He should be complementary.

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    6turtle9  2 months ago

    Wow, that makes it easy. Being a poorly drawn stick figure has it’s advantages. A guy could get used to that.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 2 months ago

    DON’T GO THERE!

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