The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 10, 2022

his best friend is the town mortgage officer who was known as “The Loan Arranger”

Puns? Let ’er loose. We got a good horse laugh over the last one.

! The trial run of the puny Express already had It’s shortcomings.

He’s pushing the envelope.

The puny punk Punjabi pundit was very punctual. However, his pungent puns made people want to punish him. He had as a result numerous punctuation marks about his torso.

Eventually he became less of a Punchinello and more punctilious in manner, attached a punicin pung to his pony and punched up delivery efficiency appreciably.

Form a punch line.

Even the horse is thinking " Get him off my back!"

I’ll be back later for more pun.

Insufficient punage.

After the lynching, did they let his punny go?

Wow… all the males stamp their feet and carry on, but the postmistress is much comma.

She represents the law in these parts… letter decide what to do.

He wasn’t really harming anypun.

In fact, I thought he was punny… if TV’s had been invented, I’d have watched him on paper view.

I don’t think it warrants lynching, or sending him to the pen….

a short sentence should suffice, period.

Delivering the “Pun” line!

His audience is about to go Postal.

Some people just don’t seem have a sense of humor. When they sent a group of volunteers after him, that’s when they posse-bly went too far.

I suddenly started feeling sick. I must have a zip cold.

Apparently, one of the symptoms is feeling a little horse.

Sadly, he had to pay for ‘pun’-itive damages.

The original Pony Express Carrier just spun in his grave….

“Did they hang him?”

No, a frayed knot..

The postman’s about to get delivered.

the short-lived punny express was soon replaced by a smaller version – the puny express…

Not even all that punny. He was just mailing it in.

Why the long face?

It’s spelled “Git a rope”

I love this!

Pity hes not riding an donkey because no one likes an smartass.

No sense of humor

Hang in there!

Like the man said get a rope!

He did not get the stamp of approval.

Too bad the fuchiexpress wasn’t….

The symptoms of Mailman’s Disease were short lived

His pony is not sick either, it’s just a little horse.

I can’t believe nobody else made that joke yet.

Best part is …..Get a rope……

If the rope is a magic lasso, they’ll know if all those statements are filled with puns and truths!

That joke was made in New York City!

If you’re going to make a joke, hoss, be sure to follow it to the letter.

They just need a low-ranking non-commissioned officer to dole out the discipline for bad wordplay.

A Corporal PUNishment, if you will…..

Someone trying to stirrup some trouble. He better rein it in..

Tough crowd