The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 10, 2022

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    his best friend is the town mortgage officer who was known as “The Loan Arranger”

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    Ratkin  4 months ago

    Puns? Let ’er loose. We got a good horse laugh over the last one.

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    ƹʅɗʘ "ᶜᵃᵖᵖ ᵗᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ ᵒᶠ ʰᵉ" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  4 months ago

    ! The trial run of the puny Express already had It’s shortcomings.

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    Superfrog  4 months ago

    He’s pushing the envelope.

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    The puny punk Punjabi pundit was very punctual. However, his pungent puns made people want to punish him. He had as a result numerous punctuation marks about his torso.

    Eventually he became less of a Punchinello and more punctilious in manner, attached a punicin pung to his pony and punched up delivery efficiency appreciably.

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    Jml58  4 months ago

    Form a punch line.

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    whahoppened  4 months ago

    Even the horse is thinking " Get him off my back!"

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    angelolady Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’ll be back later for more pun.

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    Zykoic  4 months ago

    Insufficient punage.

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    After the lynching, did they let his punny go?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member 4 months ago

    Wow… all the males stamp their feet and carry on, but the postmistress is much comma.

    She represents the law in these parts… letter decide what to do.

    He wasn’t really harming anypun.

    In fact, I thought he was punny… if TV’s had been invented, I’d have watched him on paper view.

    I don’t think it warrants lynching, or sending him to the pen….

    a short sentence should suffice, period.
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    iggyman  4 months ago

    Delivering the “Pun” line!

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    backyardcowboy  4 months ago

    His audience is about to go Postal.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    Some people just don’t seem have a sense of humor. When they sent a group of volunteers after him, that’s when they posse-bly went too far.

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    Lotus  4 months ago

    I suddenly started feeling sick. I must have a zip cold.

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    paul  4 months ago

    Apparently, one of the symptoms is feeling a little horse.

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    blackman2732  4 months ago

    Sadly, he had to pay for ‘pun’-itive damages.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    The original Pony Express Carrier just spun in his grave….

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    crookedwolf Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Did they hang him?”

    No, a frayed knot..

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    The postman’s about to get delivered.

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    gopher gofer  4 months ago

    the short-lived punny express was soon replaced by a smaller version – the puny express…

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    cdward  4 months ago

    Not even all that punny. He was just mailing it in.

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    ksu71  4 months ago

    Why the long face?

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    John Rodriquez Premium Member 4 months ago

    It’s spelled “Git a rope”

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    jackthemailman  4 months ago

    I love this!

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    ars731  4 months ago

    Pity hes not riding an donkey because no one likes an smartass.

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    Olddog04  4 months ago

    No sense of humor

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member 4 months ago

    Hang in there!

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    schaefer jim  4 months ago

    Like the man said get a rope!

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    Lablubber   4 months ago

    He did not get the stamp of approval.

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    Nellie Rascal  4 months ago

    Too bad the fuchiexpress wasn’t….

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    BigBoy  4 months ago

    The symptoms of Mailman’s Disease were short lived

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    His pony is not sick either, it’s just a little horse.

    I can’t believe nobody else made that joke yet.

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    daleandkristen  4 months ago

    Best part is …..Get a rope……

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member 4 months ago

    If the rope is a magic lasso, they’ll know if all those statements are filled with puns and truths!

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    Daeder  4 months ago

    That joke was made in New York City!

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    tinstar  4 months ago

    If you’re going to make a joke, hoss, be sure to follow it to the letter.

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    TheWildSow  4 months ago

    They just need a low-ranking non-commissioned officer to dole out the discipline for bad wordplay.

    A Corporal PUNishment, if you will…..

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    bigger Nate  4 months ago

    Someone trying to stirrup some trouble. He better rein it in..

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