The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 19, 2022

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    SHIVA  8 months ago


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    pearlsbs  8 months ago

    She should sanitize that broom stick more often.

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    Michael McGinnis Premium Member 8 months ago

    Scratch one infection.

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    Digital Frog  8 months ago

    Once a month she gets together with her sisters to play canasten

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    PraiseofFolly  8 months ago

    “Old Scratch” has dealt her a dirty hand?

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    ronaldspence  8 months ago

    Whatever you do don’t use vinegar and water!

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    Zykoic  8 months ago

    Front to back! Front to back!

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    nosirrom  8 months ago

    If Dorothy shows up that’ll be the yeast of her problems.

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    robm  8 months ago

    Down South

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    The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago

    She’ll scratch you, and your little dog too!

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    jk123  8 months ago

    she might get a rise out of that

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    mourdac Premium Member 8 months ago

    Been dealing with a skin rash from a drug allergy for a couple of weeks now. For those believing in eternal punishment in h*ll, that one would rank up there with the best.

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    Little Caesar  8 months ago

    Whopper with cheese

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    Darryl Heine  8 months ago

    Bring on the Lanacane!

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    iggyman  8 months ago

    The coven talks about the fungus among us!

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    backyardcowboy  8 months ago

    Add a little barley and hops and she’ll have a great brew. (IPA of course)

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    kayakkate Premium Member 8 months ago

    Diflucan is a pill, so much easier and less messy.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member 8 months ago

    No wonder she’s so cranky…

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    christelisbetty  8 months ago

    I wonder if the folks at Monistat appreciate the plug.

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    jakarlsson  8 months ago

    Don’t go there. No… I mean really… don’t go THERE. Ewwww.

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    paranormal  8 months ago

    Ewww!!! Nasty!!!!!

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    zeexenon  8 months ago

    Just, do not rinse with water.

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    Bill Löhr Premium Member 8 months ago

    Little itch all grown up. (I don’t expect many to get this very old comic reference.)

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    6turtle9  8 months ago

    DJ itch n scratch.

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    cableguy1960  8 months ago

    Oh, yuck!

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    Bilan  8 months ago

    Judging by the poster and the headlamp, the doctor is an ENT. Why would she be seeing him about that itch?

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    kjhudlow Premium Member 8 months ago


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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  8 months ago

    I’m NOT gonna even touch this one! (…Be Loco!)

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    Angry Indeed  8 months ago

    If she’s not careful she could turn into Princess Toadstool! ;-p

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member 8 months ago

    Better than what might otherwise be a 16th-century fertility unguent used by The Serpent Queen when she was younger!

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    kgs  8 months ago

    Is this a scratch and sniff joke???

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