The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 21, 2022

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    ƹʅɗʘ ! ˢᵒCᵃʅ ʅʘcaʅ  ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  6 months ago

    ! He made the Doc pony-up to a confession.

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    ronaldspence  6 months ago

    I met a farmer who gave his pony cough medicine because she was a little horse…

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    Ratkin  6 months ago

    Why the long face?

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 6 months ago

    The shrink is gonna have a tough time treating the dark side of the little horse.

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    Okay – stand up. Let’s measure you. … Look at that – you’re a big horsie.

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    “Perhaps you have a colt.” That joke is so old it “has whiskers.”

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    nosirrom  6 months ago

    ♫A horse is a horse, of course, of course,

    And no one can talk to a horse of course

    That is, of course, unless the horse is this idiot on my couch. ♪.

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    MayCauseBurns  6 months ago

    I bet he has his own pronouns, too.

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    Olddog04  6 months ago

    Mistaken identity

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    But my name IS ED!

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    Jml58  6 months ago

    That gives him a hobby.

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    paul  6 months ago

    His condition is stable.

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    Chief Inspector   6 months ago

    Talking about it will stir-up some bad feelings. Wait until you are saddled with the bill.

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    Vet Premium Member 6 months ago

    Which MLP character is he?xD

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    backyardcowboy  6 months ago

    His human name is “Wilbur”. (“Aw, Gee, Wilbur”)

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    backyardcowboy  6 months ago

    Is he an animal psychologist? Does he get paid in Carrots or apples?

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Need a hearing aid?

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    jango  6 months ago

    Horse vs hoarse

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    uniquename  6 months ago

    If he can find someone that thinks they are a dog, they can have a dog and pony show.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member 6 months ago

    I would, but Mom says we need the eggs…

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    the lost wizard  6 months ago

    Just pony up some dough and we’ll talk. :)

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    The Brooklyn Accent  6 months ago

    He should be seeing a veterinarian.

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    Tired  6 months ago

    I told my doctor I was becoming invisible and he said he couldn’t see me anymore!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    I say, “Nay, nay”.

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    sccooley  6 months ago

    Ba dum

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    joegee  6 months ago

    Top Secret 1984. Val Kilmer’s best acting.

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    StephenRice  6 months ago

    It’s nothing serious—just a hobby horse.

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    chief tommy  6 months ago

    I’m guessing University of Arizona?

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    po'dawg  6 months ago

    The condition began when everyone referred to him as real horse’s a$$

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    crazeekatlady  6 months ago

    My SIL got upset when I went to the barn wearing my Eeyore onsie.

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    StephenRice  6 months ago

    Looks like he finally decided to brony up!

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    Lablubber   6 months ago

    How much is he paying for these sessions? I’m sure it ain’t hay.

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    tlmatcsc  6 months ago

    Maybe we should take a Gallop poll!

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    Karptaz  6 months ago

    Pony up – it will be OK

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    gopher gofer  6 months ago

    well, that’s a horse of a different color…

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    MissyTiger  6 months ago

    What a foal joke.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member 6 months ago

    This is redonkulous and fun fact that is actually a word

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    tee929  6 months ago

    His lack of a “neigh” could be due to too much hay……

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