The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 21, 2022

! He made the Doc pony-up to a confession.

I met a farmer who gave his pony cough medicine because she was a little horse…

Why the long face?

The shrink is gonna have a tough time treating the dark side of the little horse.

Okay – stand up. Let’s measure you. … Look at that – you’re a big horsie.

“Perhaps you have a colt.” That joke is so old it “has whiskers.”

♫A horse is a horse, of course, of course,

And no one can talk to a horse of course

That is, of course, unless the horse is this idiot on my couch. ♪.

I bet he has his own pronouns, too.

Mistaken identity

But my name IS ED!

That gives him a hobby.

His condition is stable.

Talking about it will stir-up some bad feelings. Wait until you are saddled with the bill.

Which MLP character is he?xD

His human name is “Wilbur”. (“Aw, Gee, Wilbur”)

Is he an animal psychologist? Does he get paid in Carrots or apples?

Need a hearing aid?

Horse vs hoarse

If he can find someone that thinks they are a dog, they can have a dog and pony show.

I would, but Mom says we need the eggs…

Just pony up some dough and we’ll talk. :)

He should be seeing a veterinarian.

I told my doctor I was becoming invisible and he said he couldn’t see me anymore!

I say, “Nay, nay”.

Ba dum

Top Secret 1984. Val Kilmer’s best acting.

It’s nothing serious—just a hobby horse.

I’m guessing University of Arizona?

The condition began when everyone referred to him as real horse’s a$$

My SIL got upset when I went to the barn wearing my Eeyore onsie.

Looks like he finally decided to brony up!

How much is he paying for these sessions? I’m sure it ain’t hay.

Maybe we should take a Gallop poll!

Pony up – it will be OK

well, that’s a horse of a different color…

What a foal joke.

This is redonkulous and fun fact that is actually a word

His lack of a “neigh” could be due to too much hay……