The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 11, 2022

Is that Dr. Paul Moyle?

I have a similar problem with clammy hands!!

put it in your palm olive! Not on your life, boy!

Will this become a weekly date?

Ewww!

wait till you see where tartar sauce comes from

Cross my palm with silver!

Why palm oil?

Do they collect virgin oil in a similar way?

“Donors” are no longer eligible for a second “donation”.

Ew

Looking for people with primary hyperhidrosis.

What about pom-pom oil? 100% sourced from cheerleaders.

another reason to avoid palm oil!

From Kentucky Fried Movie – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWF_eQhNyMQ

But, but, isn’t blond Jewish Kosher?

This took me a few seconds…..

This is just plain weird, and I love it!

Somewhere in a tropical location….

ACKTUALLY: Workers clear-cut ENTIRE FORESTS OF PALM TREES to get palm oil! Do not use palm oil.

Gotta hand it to ya Scott. On second thought…

Will it remove hair from your palms? A friend wants to know.

This is a common misunderstanding. “Palm oil” is used to grease someone’s palms. No sweat, man!

I wonder where grease monkeys are native to?

He’s about to be soaking in it.

Makes you wonder where they get crude oil.

I’m sorry, Doctor R. Andy, but I was just using some lube…erh..never mind! ;-p