The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 28, 2023

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    Ratkin  4 months ago

    That’s an easy scam. He’s obviously wearing a toupee.

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    Your part will depart…

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    SHIVA  4 months ago

    Good, now he can join a men’s hair club!!!

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    If the hair’s not there, your head is bare.

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    Jayalexander  4 months ago

    …it will cause you to lose your mind.

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    Ahuehuete  4 months ago

    He’ll save a ton on haircuts

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    nosirrom  4 months ago

    At least he won’t lose his nose hair.

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    Ubintold  4 months ago

    Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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    MayCauseBurns  4 months ago

    He’s not losing his hair; he’s gaining forehead.

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    osceola  4 months ago

    Big talk for a blind lady.

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    joe piglet Premium Member 4 months ago

    He can do a nose hair comb over.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    It’s inevitable, tell me something I don’t know!

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    And wear a yellow shirt with a jagged stripe on it.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    Crystal Bald

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    walstib  4 months ago

    I was an Eagle Scout. Now I’m a bald Eagle.

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    jel354  4 months ago

    Don’t lose your hair or head over this/

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    jsimpso1  4 months ago

    I remember someone telling me that baldness was a sign of virility and I replied, “Lemme guess, you heard that from a bald guy.”

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    Too late you fake, that’s his pet cat on his head.

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    gnorth22 Premium Member 4 months ago

    I dunno.. that dead animal look currently on his head suggests that he already has.

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    Lablubber   4 months ago

    when he stiffs her on her fee she will curse him and there’ll be hell toupee.

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    Mayor Snorkum Premium Member 4 months ago

    How would Madame Zaza know? She’s lost her eyes, after all.

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    T...  4 months ago

    Only the blind can see…

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    tee929  4 months ago

    Like Little Bunny Foo Foo, “Hare today and gone tomorrow”…..

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    zarilla  4 months ago

    And spend it back on head warmers.

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    gopher gofer  4 months ago

    and that’s the bald truth…

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    RWill  4 months ago

    “… and one of your nose hairs will fall out.”

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    paullp Premium Member 4 months ago

    “And you will go broke soon, because you’re a fraud.”

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