The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 12, 2023

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    ronaldspence  6 months ago

    Must have a lot of iron in his blood!

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    Superfrog  6 months ago

    Oh, the irony.

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    Dirty Dragon  6 months ago

    All of the others, metal successfully detected.

    The last guy shouldn’t have packed his house keys in his suitcase.

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    electricshadow Premium Member 6 months ago

    Wolverine must have threatened this guy when he went through the detector; now he gives all those guys a pass.

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    Pardon my ignorance, but who’s the fourth guy?

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    Little Caesar  6 months ago

    It’s that a metal detecting wand, or a stud finder?

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    BigBoy  6 months ago

    He’s the only one with lead in his pencil

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    Every so many passengers thy have to do the extra tests, I am usually the one!

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    MayCauseBurns  6 months ago

    Maybe it’s a stud detector

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    Jayalexander  6 months ago

    He looked a little wired to the screener.

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    nosirrom  6 months ago

    All that exercising paid off. His buns of steel triggered the alarm.

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    “Dang. It’s happened again! I’ll sure be relieved when the last of the barium is gone.”

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    Aussie Down Under  6 months ago

    These machines can produce different results, so their accuracy is somewhat underwhelming. Boarded a recent cruise and the sensors sounded until I removed my watch & gold wrist chain. Apparently my neck chain was OK. When I returned on board after a shore visit wearing all the items, I sailed (pun intended) straight through.

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    backyardcowboy  6 months ago

    It’s a Marvel of engineering.

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    gokar An T Fa  6 months ago

    His “spear”is as hard as steel.

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    uniquename  6 months ago

    Well, he’s going to be flying on Magnet Air.

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    [Traveler]  6 months ago

    I had a TSA officer ask me how I liked my pat down

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    atomicdog  6 months ago

    Next in line: the Metal Men.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Ding ding ding!

    This happened to me, A woman agent pulled me aside and told me to put my arms out and spread my legs in front of everybody at the airport. She proceeded to take her wand and go all over and she went up my skirt three times‼️ I was so appalled and embarrassed. Of all the people there, I was in a sundress, whereas there were foreign men in line…why would thy pick ME? ☹️
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    jel354  6 months ago

    Airport security is ironing out all of the details.

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    goboboyd  6 months ago

    Those things hate Blue Jean zippers.

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    Nuliajuk  6 months ago

    I have a titanium plate screwed into my fibula. I can’t wait to see if that sets anything off.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Reminds me of scenes from Airplane!

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    Dream_it_designs  6 months ago

    Maybe he likes medieval cod pieces.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 6 months ago

    With 2 metal hips and a metal knee, I’m like the guy they send thru to train the TSA rookies.

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    del_grande Premium Member 6 months ago

    Been done before, on an episode of Nickelodeon’s “Rocko’s Modern Life,” where it ends with the TSA agent opening Rocko’s mouth and pulling out a pair of pliers. (Okay, to be fair, Nickeloodeon stopped airing the episode after 9/11, since it involves a plane crash, but it is available on Paramount+.)

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    FireAnt_Hater  6 months ago

    Some jokester flipped the switch from “Detect metal” to “Detect lack of metal.”

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 6 months ago

    Non-metal detector…

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    The Brooklyn Accent  6 months ago

    It’s a test of his mettle.

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    gammaguy  6 months ago

    He shouldn’t have ironed his shirt this morning.

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    syzygy47  6 months ago

    The TSA agent wasn’t paying attention to the (broken ?) detector at all. Just his quota requirements to pull every 6th person aside for ’special attention ’.

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    ARGUE MAN! They cannot get away with this. Make an example of him.

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    Lablubber   6 months ago

    Shouldn’t have flown Heavy Metal Airways.

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    gopher gofer  6 months ago

    he probably got pulled aside ’cause he has to steel himself to go through the detector…

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    rodney  6 months ago

    Must be Little Rock airport

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    cwg  6 months ago

    Last guy didn’t set off the alarms, what was he hiding?

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