The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 17, 2023

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    oldpine52  11 months ago

    I think the Doc just pulled that diagnosis out of his a$$.

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    Seth down  11 months ago

    what a gas

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    ronaldspence  11 months ago

    i have heard of crappy gifts before but, wow!

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    TStyle78  11 months ago

    I wouldn’t treat it. You could become rich by the stuff that comes out.

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    SHIVA  11 months ago

    Hey Doc, give him a suppository, and see what develops!!!

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    Jayalexander  11 months ago

    That’s a bunch off crazy crap doc.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 11 months ago

    The doctor is being charitable with that diagnosis. Wait, maybe it’s the patient being charitable. I guess we can write this one off.

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    nosirrom  11 months ago

    Is the patient’s name Goose?

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    MayCauseBurns  11 months ago

    A proctologist’s business is always looking up

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member 11 months ago

    He’s got his pants on.

    Hey, what gives?

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    iggyman  11 months ago

    There is meds for that!

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    iggyman  11 months ago

    The donor was really “tight” with his gift this time!

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    Little Caesar  11 months ago

    Passed future presents.

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    jhagerson  11 months ago

    Reminds me of the Ameritrade commercial from around the turn of the century. The patient had money coming out the wazoo!

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    zerotvus  11 months ago

    He’s got cash coming out of his -$$……..

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    GentlemanBill  11 months ago

    The gift that keeps on giving.

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    ElEfJay  11 months ago

    If that’s the case I wouldn’t be touching any of those presents.

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    Steverino Premium Member 11 months ago

    I was playing Scrabble once and couldn’t get any decent letters, so I got mad. I had irritable vowel syndrome.

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    bluegirl285  11 months ago

    Now there’s a disease I’m willing to live with…

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 11 months ago

    There was a commercial a while back. “He’s got money coming out the wazoo. Get this man a private room”

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    Doug K  11 months ago

    What charity wants or would take “donations” from that source (if they knew where it came from)?

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  11 months ago

    Did he poop all that out?

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    uniquename  11 months ago

    Is there a complaint here?

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    oish  11 months ago

    We once had a pile of cash, but like an a$$ we gave it all away.

    Now our a$$ is broke.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  11 months ago

    This is the largesse donation the doctor’s ever seen.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  11 months ago

    This is all part of a new movement.

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    jel354  11 months ago

    Patient isn’t laying golden eggs.

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    christelisbetty  11 months ago

    All mine produces is natural gas.

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    zeexenon  11 months ago

    Mayday, Mayday … $O$ … stand further back from the source dit dit dit dah dah dah dit dit dit.

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    WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago

    That guy’s got money coming out the wazoo!

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    Lablubber   11 months ago

    Is this the source of political dark money?

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    Rob Smith Premium Member 11 months ago

    Give ’til it hurts.

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    T...  11 months ago

    Yeah on this syndrome you don’t need to drop your pants, pockets is all…

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    gopher gofer  11 months ago

    he was in such a giving mood ’cause he was feeling flush…

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    Angry Indeed  11 months ago

    That must really chafe. Is his initials A.T.M. ?

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    Stephen Gilberg  11 months ago

    Biff: “You cost $300 damage to my car…and I’m going to take it out of your…”

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    Meranda  11 months ago

    Funny how come through his pants. :-D

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    cwg  11 months ago

    Those might be “shifty” gifts.

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