The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 02, 2023

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    Hello Everyone  6 months ago

    Yay!!!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 6 months ago

    .. stow thrones.

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    SteveHL  6 months ago

    Electric rates are bound to be high when your only generator is a key on a kite string.

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    mokspr Premium Member 6 months ago

    “…take long hot showers.”

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 6 months ago

    …become nudists.

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    blunebottle  6 months ago

    I didn’t know Ben was sinister.

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    Superfrog  6 months ago

    Stow thrones?

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    Jayalexander  6 months ago

    This Almanac gig is getting old.

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    That is right! They just plain shouldn’t.

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    Shouldn’t be modest!

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    phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago

    People in glass houses…would be exhibitionists.

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    phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago

    People in glass houses…shouldn’t keep the glass squeaky clean, or the neighborhood birds will keep flying into them.

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    backyardcowboy  6 months ago

    I’d go for the “Shouldn’t have kids” category Alec

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    proclusstudent  6 months ago

    People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones until they have removed the beam in their own eye.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Hang curtains.

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    jr1234  6 months ago

    I always wondered how people changed their clothes in the all glass house Frank Lloyd Wright designed /built.

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    uniquename  6 months ago

    I would have stopped at “shouldn’t”.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  6 months ago

    All of those things are true.

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    wongo  6 months ago

    Shoe phones?, go bones?, blow gnomes?

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    jango  6 months ago

    “Beer is proof that God loves us”B.F.

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    christelisbetty  6 months ago

    People that live in the 1700’s, shouldn’t have electric bills.

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    Plumviper  6 months ago

    People who live in “grass” houses shouldn’t get stoned.

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    halvincobbes Premium Member 6 months ago

    Chaucer – 14th century

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    Jeffin Premium Member 6 months ago

    Thoreau stoned.

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    Lablubber   6 months ago

    Period.

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    Ask his naked young wife to jump rope while dictating the year’s weather forecast for the Old Farmer’s Almanac.

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    Stephen Gilberg  6 months ago

    There were electric bills so soon after his lightning experiment?

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    mfrasca  6 months ago

    No wonder Ben is having problems—he is burning the midnight oil over a proverb, not an idiom.

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    Old27F20  6 months ago

    Really, Benny F said that?!?!…I thought it was Wally “bug eyes” Cabelloni. Ya learn something new every day!

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    DM2860  6 months ago

    Even when plagiarizing Chaucer?

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