The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 27, 2024

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    cracker65  4 months ago

    I know this wasn’t the intent, but they favor a racist head cover.

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    Ratkin  4 months ago

    You should secant other path, my son.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 4 months ago

    Ever have one of those days? Like, when you overhear in the confessional, “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I murdered a priest.”

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    something is not right about that triangle!

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    Jayalexander  4 months ago

    Can you give me the condensed version. I’ve got a breakfast at 9.

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    enigmamz  4 months ago

    Is that pronounced like “signed”?

    That would be a different math term.

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    That priest is a fake. He’s not any more righteous,

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    I thought I had all the right angles!

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    I’m converting to Cool Ranch flavor, and feel like going for a “dip!” (Say two "Hail Mary’s, and in ya go!)

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    backyardcowboy  4 months ago

    I’ll bet he’s working an angle.

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    paul  4 months ago

    He’s kind acute.

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    Take it on faith you will be washed in the Blood of the Lambda. :/

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    Steamboat307  4 months ago

    He’s gone off on a tangent

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    joe piglet Premium Member 4 months ago

    He was only born with 175 degrees.

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    gokar RLV  4 months ago

    No, no, no, no…timing is everything in humor…timing is bad on this one.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    He didn’t sine alone – he cosined.

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    jel354  4 months ago

    Those confessions are awfully obtuse.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    On a tangent, until he can be seen from (with) a different angle, things won’t be right with him.

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    If you’re really good, you’ll become a 30-60 righteous triangle.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 4 months ago

    Don’t be obtuse

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    Mainesailah Premium Member 4 months ago

    O.C.D carpenter: If it’s not a right angle, it’s a wrong angle.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 4 months ago

    I saw Celise through her window.

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    Slowly, he turned...  4 months ago

    This might be acute cartoon, but I don’t get it. Maybe I’m just obtuse.

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    txq  4 months ago

    Bad spelling is only a veneal sin.

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    wongo  4 months ago

    Say three hail cosines and you will be absolved.

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    johnschutt  4 months ago

    Nope. Only one can forgive our sin nature.

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    bhamdodger  4 months ago

    It’s not possible because it’s not a right triangle.

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    Steverino Premium Member 4 months ago

    It’ll never work. The priest knows all the angles.

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    Well, don’t forget the cosine.

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    ratickle  4 months ago

    Trigonometry is based on right triangles not isosceles.

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    anomaly  4 months ago

    It’s getting harder to come up with really original sins.

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    P51Strega  4 months ago

    psi, I beta dollar he eta pi during lent.

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    Don’t look now but isosceles that.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Scott must be cringing….☹️Some just don’t know when to shut their pie-holes!

    I love the toon! ☺️☺️❤️

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    Lablubber   4 months ago

    This certainly isn’t pointless.

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    stamps  4 months ago

    I don’t know, but I wouldn’t cosine a loan for him. He’s liable to go off on a tangent. And probably suffers from hypotenuse syndrome as well.

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    Lolapoo Premium Member 4 months ago

    I love math humor.

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    Stephen Gilberg  4 months ago

    I wonder what they think of the Trinity.

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    6turtle9  4 months ago

    The chips are down. Nothing a little dip can’t fix.

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    Buoy  4 months ago

    This reminds me of playing desktop Flick Football with the little paper triangle. Three hail Mary’s ought to do the trick.

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    efwjso (Sue)  4 months ago

    I could not catch on or pass geometry in school, even with group tutoring from the teacher. Yet when I took algebra in summer school to get my math credit for the year, I got an A.

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    namelocdet  4 months ago

    Had to read that one twice.

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    Rich Douglas  4 months ago

    I’m not obtuse; I’m acutely aware of what’s happening here.

    Pythagoras, come quickly! I have a theory! And bring Isosceles with you!

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    dapperdaniel  4 months ago

    Nice job, Hillburn. I’m enjoying a nice morning, reading my favorite comics, and you start a firestorm of pseudo-intellectual morons by putting triangles in a confessional. What were you thinking? Sure, it’s a funny panel, but you made two mistakes. You mixed black & white and the triangles aren’t right or straight. You probably will be banned in Florida. I can’t figure out which is dumber, the first comment or the multitude of responses “explaining” religion for us.

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    FireAnt_Hater  4 months ago

    I finallly got it – ‘sined’, not ‘sinned’. LOL!

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    cwg  3 months ago

    I supposed he got involved in a love triangle.

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