The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 15, 2025

Groan. But it is funny!

Ihope Mr Hilburn didn’t pull a muscle because that was a real stretch’

Grrooaannnn!!!!

Tell me what the pun is so I can groan, too!

Cuidado! Llamas!

I love the smell of chapstick in the morning

Groan! This reminded me of the short video “Porklips Now.” by Ernie Fosselius. An Apocalypse Now parody film (16mm). It was hilarious back in the day. It’s on YouTube of course.

Took me a minute.

Waaaaay too early…

That was … horrible!

Smells like…..victory

Suddenly I want to throw out my lip balm.

GROAN

The Prequel to Alpaca Lips Now is coming soon: Alpaca Lips Chapped

<<== Chapstick addict here (It’s medicinal, I swear it!)

My morning routine: Alarm goes off (several times), roll out of bed, grab my glasses and my chapstick, smear chapstick in my eyes and shove my glasses in my mouth. Got to the bathroom to wipe my face and clean my glasses, then put on my glasses and properly apply chapstick (bottom lip only, then do that “eat your lips” thing women do with lipstick.

NOW I’m ready to start the rest of the routine!

Lip balm is the least of her worries…..waiting for the guy with the sheers to shave her naked. ☺️

Look, in the bushes, it’s an errand boy sent by grocery clerks!

They look more like goofy-looking sheep that alpacas.

Vietnam is a long way to go for this pun.

“ I love the smell of lip balm in the morning. It smells like…Vicks.”

As long as he doesn’t get the lip balm confused with napalm.

Ba dum, tish.

Yep. Definitely time for a long vacation for a certain comic artist.

Yes, after a long addiction, I finally quit.

Hilarious!

This is so bad that Scott should go on the llama.

Apocalypse Now! Francis Ford Coppola movie based on Josef Conrad’s Heart of Darkness novella.

Oh,and in the beginning the Robert Duvall soldier character, looking very handsome without his shirt BTW, says, “I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. Smells like victory.”

Groan! Funny couple of chaps!

This movie must’ve taken place during the Vietllama War.

I’ve never kissed an alpaca. Don’t know that I want to.

llama lama ding dong…

That’s it! Off to pun prison with you.

EASILY one of the worst puns I’ve ever even heard of. FFC is having a meltdown.

And Llamas don’t surf!

Hillburn gets the PEW-litzer for this one. An all time classic.