The Barn by Ralph Hagen for October 26, 2021

Are you saying they’ve quacked up ?

They told me to listen to my inner voice whenever in doubt or despair and my inner voice said “Quack! Quack!” – I really shouldn’t have eaten that duck!

And maybe that duck thinks you,re a quack.

Is that duck doing the goose step?

I feed wild ducks ‘chicken scratch’ in my driveway. Right now I’m averaging about dozen showing up at any one time, but small groups come in at various times all day long. The most I’ve had was 50, but counting them was difficult. They’ll be heading south soon, along with the Canada Geese, but they’ll come back next Spring.

This quacks me up! Rory is always positive, trying new ideas daily!

What is the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same.

Just wait til the bill comes due.

A, CDEDBD Ducks?

L, MNO Ducks.

O, SAR2 Ducks, CDEDBD wings?

LIB, MR Ducks…

Why.. is “quack” considered positive? I knew a doctor once who was a quack.. and he, was far from positive.

Rory never met the (((AFLACK ))) Duck.

They have a quacky outlook on life.

Thus the saying: to roll off someone like water off a duck’s back.

They think this world is quacked up.

Indeed they do, Rory.