The Barn by Ralph Hagen for March 29, 2023

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    GROG Premium Member 6 months ago

    Cry me a river. People need to be forewarned.

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    maureenmck Premium Member 6 months ago

    When I was a teenager during the late 60s, I won a newspaper contest sponsored by the Hartford Courant. Tickets to a Sonny and Cher concert, being held at the Bushnell Auditorium, were to be awarded for entries naming the most useless piece of information possible. My entry was one of the winners. I counted the number of times the letter “r” appeared on the front page of the Sunday edition of the Courant (it was 42), and I won.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member 6 months ago

    let’s close up that line, people!

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    Baucuva  6 months ago

    Ok, everybody space out.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Handy information Rory. Now if the moon ever catches fire we can form a bucket brigade to put it out.

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      6 months ago

    and if they all farted simultaneously, the moon would be ripped from orbit and hurled into space

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    LOL! At least Rory keeps busy…

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    Ken Norris Premium Member 6 months ago

    His math is off. Number of people (assuming 8 billion to keep it simple) times 6 feet per person divided by 2580 feet per mile gives us the length of the line, about 18,604,651 miles. The moon is about 250,000 miles away, so there and back is about 500,000 miles. Divide that into the length of our people line gives us about 37 times. And, yes, I am a math teacher…

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    car2ner  6 months ago

    frog drink through their skins, and turtle breath through their butts (or so I’ve read). and some bugs smell with their feet.

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    KEA  6 months ago

    No information (that’s accurate) is useless. …it might not be relevant at the moment however.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    Rory’s Facts Clinic.

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    BRBurns1960  6 months ago

    Turtles breathe through their butt

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    Digital Frog  6 months ago

    If everyone joined hands in one big ring around the earth, 2/3 of them would drown.

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