Aww, c’mon — at least offer her a hot buttered hemlock.
And how long did the Santa gig last after that comment?
How many things are wrong with this picture?
Well at least you’re getting some “exercise” – if you get my meaning, if you get my drift.
HO HO HO.
Santas sometimes get up on the wrong side of the bed.
A Blues tune percolating? A bit wordy right now. A solo and a key change might help. Or whiskey or two. HO Ho Hooooooo!
Bad Santa! Bad Santa!