NO statement will be believed now.
My wife knows she’ll gets my honest, considered opinion. As diplomatically as necessary, but still. We’ve been going for quite a while now, so clearly it’s not a totally disasterous approach.
My husband always gives me his honest opinion. He likes my hair long or short.
I love looking at my wife
I do like her hair the way it is, but even if she changes it I will still enjoy looking at her
Now there’s an impressive amount of negatives. Needs some “never”, “ain’t”, “no”, and “else” to reach professional lawyer level, though.
A septuplets negative. Impressive
I have opinions about my wife’s hair. No opinions worth taking a stand or making a stink over. It’s not MY hair, and I don’t have to spend time working on it every morning. The most blunt I’ve ever been is when I said I really didn’t like it short. I said that ‘cause I really, really didn’t like it short. That being said, she will one day, I bet, say that she’s sick of dealing with long hair and she’ll cut it short again. And I won’t take a stand, nor make a stink. That’d be selfish and rude of me, wouldn’t it?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Well?
Howard Wolowitz : Okay, fine. I did say that, and I think it’s true. I think if we work together and live together, we’d get sick of each other.
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, but to be fair, he only said the part about him getting sick of you.
Howard Wolowitz : [angrily, to Sheldon] For the love of God, why?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : What exactly do you think you’d get sick of?
Raj Koothrappali : [speaking quietly to Leonard] His only options here are to fake a heart attack or have a real one.
Howard Wolowitz : It’s nothing in particular. I…
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Is it my voice? Am I too bossy?
Howard Wolowitz : [he rubs his right arm] My arm is feeling numb.
Leonard Hofstadter : [to Raj] Nailed it.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : That’s the wrong arm for a heart attack, Doofus.
It’s a trap!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA&ab_channel=EricGeller
‘Knowing where the trap is—that’s the first step in evading it.’ – Frank Herbert’s Dune
Next he’s going to run for the state senate.
Trip, stumble, and fall all over that tongue, did you?
Just be thankful you have hair
A very wise man indeed. It’s still not going to keep him out of trouble. It’s a lose-lose situation.
After panel 2, he should have just walked away and left her to figure out the meaning of his answer — which essentially comes down to, “I don’t want to answer that question.”
You’re a cartoon character. Change it and the internet will be whining that the old way is better. Then it will become political somehow.
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