The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 24, 2023

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  5 months ago

    Those are just the warm up. Look forward to the one where you are in a fight and your punches have the stopping power of a bag of cotton balls.

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    Lucy Rudy  5 months ago

    I still have nightmares about my job and I retired 20 years ago last month!

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    Yakety Sax  5 months ago

    These Are Not The Dreams You Are Looking For From Not Always Right :

    My mattress is long overdue for a replacement and, while I’m pretty sure what I want already, my dad convinces me to shop around with him for a day.

    Our first stop is a local mattress store that neither of us has been to before. After a minute or so of browsing, a grinning salesperson comes up to us, asks us what we’re looking for, our price range, etc. All’s normal so far.

    My dad and I mumble between each other for a bit.

    Me: To the salesperson “We’re just browsing for now and still have a few more stores we want to check out. This was only our first stop.”

    The salesperson, still smiling and now making direct eye contact, says:

    Salesperson: “You don’t need to go anywhere else. We have everything you need right here.”

    Her words are complete with a small hand wave at her hip punctuating each statement.

    Dad and I catch each other’s eyes with a “Did you just see that?” look before thanking her for her time and making a beeline for the exit.

    We were safely on the road again before we finally burst out laughing at the salesperson who tried to Jedi-mind-trick us into buying a mattress from her! That store went out of business shortly after, so I don’t think it ever worked, either!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 5 months ago

    You inherited those dreams. You and every other person on the planet. Some experiences really are common.

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    Brian Premium Member 5 months ago

    Let’s see, dreams about having to go back to high school or college because somehow I didn’t finish one class needed for my degree.

    Dreams that I’m naked and trying to find clothes but also no one seems to react to me being naked.

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    dlkrueger33  5 months ago

    I am 66 years old and still have “school” dreams. Usually it’s that I am wandering the halls and can’t find my classroom….and the school looks totally unfamiliar. At least I no longer have “fire” dreams like when I was a kid.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 5 months ago

    Mine is I can never find where I parked my car. Also at my late age, I find myself back in the service and wonder what I am going to do with my house and possessions.

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    david_42  5 months ago

    When I was in grad school, I found out after the first mid-term test that I wasn’t enrolled in one of the classes I’d been taking. The professor fixed it for me, I think because I had the highest grade on the test.

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    Potamus  5 months ago

    Never use the dream toilet.

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    i_am_the_jam  5 months ago

    Wait till you get the dreams of when you’re redoing first grade.

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    You’ll eventually move on to more adult dreams, one where at work, naked.

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    GG_loves_comics Premium Member 5 months ago

    Does anyone else dream of owning a gigantic house, with huge, oddball rooms. There’s a western themed living room (wagon wheel chandeliers, etc.), a huge parlor full of cabinets full of knick-knacks, a bathroom with at least a dozen showers, and a kitchen straight out of the 70s.

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Still have school dreams and the public toilet one. Another is when I’m driving and the brakes aren’t working. Although, I think the worst is dreaming that I overslept and am late for work. Then, I’m wide awake at 2 a.m.

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    Taracinablue  5 months ago

    It’s been 8 years since I graduated college, and I still get first-day-of-college dreams: can’t find my class, can’t find my schedule, etc. I’ve always been a good test taker, relatively speaking, but apparently my subconscious fears that first day… which I did experience twice

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    AtomicForce91 Premium Member 5 months ago

    I have school nightmares a decade after graduating from college.

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    Bill Löhr Premium Member 4 months ago

    I guess i’m unusual in that i don’t remember ever having a dream about being naked. I’ve no sense at all of what i’m wearing.

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