The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 16, 2005
Female Customer Charactar: How much for the snowglobe of Orlando? Lady Seller Character: $5. Boy Character: What's that, mister? The Professor: That's a rack for holding record albums. Little boy: What's a recod album? The Professor: It's a vinyl disk with music on it. Little Boy: What do you do with the disk? The Professor: You put the album on a phonograph. Little Boy: What's a phobograb? The Professor: Phonograph!! It's a machine that makes the music come out of the album! Little Boy: I'll give you a dollar for it. The Professor: Sold! Lady Seller Character: Isn't it wonderful when young people are interested in old things? The Professor: He's using it to make a cage for his hamster.