The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 28, 2005
Boy: Did you get wheels for your Cadillac yet, Mr. Winters? Dusty: 'Fraid not. If I had wheels for it, I'd already be in Clute, Texas, for the Great Mosquito Frestival today... Boy: Are you teasin' me? Dusty: No siree, pardner...the biggest, baddest skeetters are from Texas! Boy: How big? Dusty: Only way you can tell 'em from airplanes is Texas skeeters don't have any numbers on their sides. Boy: Wow!