The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 26, 2005
Person: Senior citizens' legal-aid advisory. May I help you? Dusty: Yes, ma'am. I've got a question. I'm on the computer researchin' my family history related to my grandfather, Otis Winters... Person: Yes, sir... Dusty: Apparently he was involved in a cattle rustlin' incident near Topeka in 1875...has the statute of limitations run out on that - and if not, can the sheriff come after me? Hello?