The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 27, 2005
The General: I couldn't help noticing that you're having some difficulty here, my dear? Evelyn: I can't lure this feral cat into the cage... The General: I'll handle this, Evelyn! Now listen up, feline! Get your furry butt into that cage! And that's an order! Evelyn: How did you do that, General? The General: I love battle. Heaven help me I do love it.