The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 15, 2005
The Professor: You wanted to see me, Dean Wilson? Dean: Professor Bassett...this is National Substitute teacher appreciation week. I want to shake your hand and thank you for bringing a senior citizen's perspective to State University Tech Junior College. The Professor: Was that, by any chance, in lieu of my promised raise? Woman: 'Fraid so.