The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 21, 2005
Dusty: I'll have me a slice of that pie with the calf slobbers. The Professor: He'd like the lemon pie with the meringe. Dusty: And...some brown gargle! The Professor: And he'd like a cup of coffee. Dusty: Thanks, pardner. Woman: Imagine that! The professor is fluent in French, Spanish and cowboy. The Professor: Anything else, Dusty?