The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 12, 2005
Miss Overdunne: How's the audio surveillance gnome doing, Mort? Mort: Let's check. I sent him over to the elm grove as requested. Dusty: You again? This retirement home ain't big enough for both of us, plasterhead! Mort: Wait! The gnome is transmitting an urgent message! Gnome: Gnome down!!! Sector 4! Gnome down!!