The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 14, 2005
The Professor: So...how's the outof-date dating service working out? Dusty: real good. Met me a nice gal online. The Professor: How many lies did that take? Dusty: I didn't string any whizzers. Told her I was a cowboy! But then she said she liked educated men...so... The Professor: Did you tell her you went to college? Dusty: Harvard. Class of '48!