The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 17, 2005
Miss Overdunne: Attention, all Elderpark residents...this is Ms. Overdunne....this is the final call for all the homemade Christmas tree ornaments...please bring your ornaments to the lobby now...and General...no gaily painted dummy grenades this year, please! The General: Well! So much for the Christmas spirit around this place!!