The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 29, 2005
Mort: Hmm...security gnome 6 is moving on nits own again.... Gnome: I'm resolved to be a kinder, gentler lawn gnome in 2006. Goood morning, Jolly, laughing River Gnome! Haaaapy New Year cute, cuddly toadstool gnome!! Brainless, do-nothing plasterheads! Well...there goes that resolution!