The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 03, 2006
Man: Ludmilla! I'm totally confused about this new medicare program! Nurse Ludmilla: Elderpark staff is at your service, komrade elder. Man: I just can't figure out which prescription-drug benefit program to sign up for. Ludmilla; Have you looked for help at medicare.gov? Man: What's that? Ludmilla: That is Medicare web site on the Internet. Man: What's the inner net? Ludmilla: This is Ludmilla. I need emergency tech backup in the library! Over!