The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 17, 2006
The Professor: Welcome, all, to the first indoor meeting of the Elderpark Philosophical Society! My goal is to wean you from the television during teh inclement winter months. I know this won't be easy...therefore...to make the transition from telelvision to real life more palatable... Boone: Hey! I like this!