Launch Date Announced 🚀 The brand-new GoComics will be unveiled April 1! (No fooling). See more information here. Subscribers, check your
email for more details.
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 26, 2006
Transcript:
The Professor: January 26, 2006 Dear Diary - Well, now I've done it! In an effort to help Dusty, my old cowboy friend, I've gotten myself into a major mess!! He talked me into meeting with his online paramour who believed he was younger and more educated. Hi. I'm....er...Dusty. Marilyn: And I'm Marilyn. The Professor: Well, we hit it off in a big way. But I'm not comfortable with this impersonation...so...here's my quandary: Do I tell her the truth and have her hate me? Do I tell Dusty I've fallen for her and lose his friendship? Geesh!! This is like high school!