The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 26, 2006
The Professor: January 26, 2006 Dear Diary - Well, now I've done it! In an effort to help Dusty, my old cowboy friend, I've gotten myself into a major mess!! He talked me into meeting with his online paramour who believed he was younger and more educated. Hi. I'm....er...Dusty. Marilyn: And I'm Marilyn. The Professor: Well, we hit it off in a big way. But I'm not comfortable with this impersonation...so...here's my quandary: Do I tell her the truth and have her hate me? Do I tell Dusty I've fallen for her and lose his friendship? Geesh!! This is like high school!