The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 11, 2006
Professor: The isolation is making me paranoid!! What if this all leaks out? How can I face my friend... or myself? I can see it all now... The Professor continues to worry and agonize over dating Dusty's online paramour: Dear Diary... I have no one else to share my secret with... except you... Attention! Attention!! Elderpark gossip club members: Juicy updates on the Professor! Please swarm to the music room!!