The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 20, 2006
Evelyn: Next item is a report on the latest gossiip about the Professor...Mabel? Woman: Well! The word around Elderpark is that he's still seeing that woman from the online dating service. We don't know her name... Evelyn: That's it? Woman from audience: Madam Chair! I move we forward this to the Rumor Embellishment Committee! Evelyn: So moved! We expect a full-blown drama by next week!