The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 26, 2006
The General: I love it when we take one of these mental road trips! Boone: Dusty says we're going to the Cowboy Poetry Gathering in Texas! The Professor: Perhaps I should have asked Marilyn to join us! General: Is that your new gal friend, Professor? Dusty: Go ahead! Tell 'em how you stole her away from me! Professor: Please! Allow me to explain. Dusty connected with this woman online but he was afraid to meet her in person so he asked me to. Dusty: Rustled her, is what he did! Professor: I am merely providing a helpful service, Dusty! Dusty: That's it! Out! Out! Out! Professor: You're actually going to leave me out here in the middle of nowhere? Dusty: Git yer new girlfriend to pick you up! We're goin' to Texas!