The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 20, 2006
Woman: General!! Do you know what day it is today? General: Let's see... is it "Annoy U.S. Veterans Day"? Woman: No, you silly boy! It's Act Happy Day! Acting happy releases chemicals in the body! It makes you healthier and friendlier! General: Ludmilla! Make her go away! Nurse Ludmilla: Come back later. General got up this morning on wrong side of foxhole. Woman: Smile and the world smiles with you!!