The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 23, 2006
Miss Overdunne: I want to thank all you Elderpark volunteers for turning out today!! Remember!! Management is not responsible for injuries!! Nurse Ludmilla: Mrs. Finkler!! Please to leave boulders in creek! Get bowling ball! Dusty: Hey, Boone! What size is that tire? I need two more for my Cadillac! Man: Heads up downstream! I just lost my dentures! Woman: Professor!! Can you put this worm on the hook for me? Professor: Folks!! This is the Clean-the-Creek event! If you were headed for the Group Therapy Session, it's in the B wing meeting room!