The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 26, 2006
Woman: Sabrina's Sixty-plus Escort Service. May I help you? Man: Hello. I'm going to my 60th high school reunion and I'd like to make a splash with a foxy younger woman on my arm... Woman: Oh, I have a stunning 63-year old for you, sir. Man: Do you think she could pass as one of those "trophy wives"? Woman: I think so, sir... please hold a moment. WOman: Syliva! Sabrina here. I've got a possible gig for you. Do you still have those bowling trophies? Apartment 22 in "B" Wing is now the headquarters for a cottage industry at Elderpark.