The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 14, 2006
Man: Eldepark Security! Evelyn: Mort!! It's Evelyn! I think intruders are trying to sneak into my apartment! Oh, no... wait! It's just my kids trying to surprise me on Mother's Day! Silly me! How sweet!! They've probably brought me my favorite breakfast... raspberry scone with creme fraiche... and fresh-squeezed orange juice... a luscious cafe mocha. Maybe wild strawberries with sugar... and those tiny hot buttery croissants... Man: Care for a Krispy Kreme doughnut and some old coffee?