The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 16, 2006
General: Ludmilla... I'm sorry I fell asleep during the movie last night. Ludmilla: Movie was stinker anyway, general. General: Let's try again tonight. "Patton" is showing! Ludmilla: Let us go tomorrow. My favorite movie is showing... "Reds." General: "Reds"? 3 hours of Commies? No way! Ludmilla: And I refuse to be watching U.S. imperialist propaganda. General: Hmph! Ludmilla: Our first quarrel... how romantic!