The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 19, 2006
Man: Howdy, Dusty! Your horse has been missin' you. Dusty: Is she doin' okay in her new digs, Ben? Man: Just fine. Er... you upset about somethin? Dusty: Dang tootin! Read this... Man: "Ferdinand, 1986 Kentucky Derby winner, eaten after sale to rendering plant." Dusty: Ben, you gotta promise me somethin'... Man: Say no more, Dusty. I'll grab the paper each mornin' before Esmerelda ever sees it! Dusty: Whew!