The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 23, 2006
Woman: Elderpark Gossip Club. How may I direct your call? Rumor embellishment department? I'll connect you. Woman: Hello... this is Gladys. Oh, yes... the General! We're aware that he's dating someone here at Elderpark... Oh! You have an embellishment to the rumor? He's... he's dating a staff member? Sound general quarters!! Noise: Aaaaoooo gah! Aaaoooo gah!