The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 25, 2006
Woman: These identity-fraud cases are just awful, Wanda. Woman: How do you know? Woman: Look at this! I've been charged for another woman's knee operation! Woman: Oh!! That's awful! So... how's she doing? Woman: Well... I hadn't thought to ask... hey! Wait a minute! I'm the victim here! Woman: I hear that operation is quite painful! Poor dear.