The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 10, 2006
Man: Professor... I just know you'll listen to my warning! Professor: About what Mr. Johnson? Man: It's a diabolical conspiracy! Read that. Professor: Hmmm... "Squirrel Attacks Bicycle of Helsinki Opera Star". Man: They've also attacked a parrot, a New York City policeman and a bag lady in Houston! Yessir... it's all beginning to become clear! Professor: It is?