The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 10, 2007
Dusty: So what if Ah beat your cards five times in a row... Professor: Six. Dusty: Whatever. Mah point is, when ya fall off yer horse, ya climb right back on... Professor: I've never been on a horse. Dusty: Please tell me yer yankin' mah chain! Professor: I yank no one's chain. Dusty: Drop yer cards! Ah'm about to open a big can of cowboy on yer tuckus!